Jim's Present

[iknowucan]

Wow, so I get out of rehearsals for the spring musical and come back to find a package? That's pretty cool, I'm always up for surprise gifts.

Haven't had a chance to do much more than open it, but thanks, Jim. That was nice of you. :)



((OOC: Yeah, he hasn't looked because he's busy but when he does, those Disney movies that Jim sent him are going to turn out to be... well, it's Jim Kirk's gift to a closeted gay boy, what do you think it's going to be?

All replies forward-dated about an hour from this post. (: ))

Comments

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

You got it? Awesome. Enjoy that, Ryan. Invite some friends over and watch it together. It'll be great.

[an hour and a half later]

[iknowucan]

you are possibly the biggest jerk

TO EVER

have been on ddd in the HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.


MY SISTER COULD HAVE SEEN THAT!!!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

From what I've heard about your sister, she probably would have liked it.

[iknowucan]

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SISTER LIKE THAT, YOU CREEP.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

... Creep? Why am I a creep?

[iknowucan]

You're talking about my sister in a really gross way after sending me

WHATEVER THAT WAS.

Dragging me to a place full of naked women was one thing because that didn't involve invading my personal SPACE-AREA and my sister could never get involved but THIS IS NOT COOL. NOT. COOL.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

"That" was lesbian porn, and please tell me you had your friends over to watch it like I suggested. That would just make it so much better.

[iknowucan]

No.

I can't believe you.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

You'll appreciate it more when you get older, promise.

[iknowucan]

No, I won't!

I'm not that kind of person, I'm not like YOU or CHUCK.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Every guy is "that kind of person" eventually.

[iknowucan]

Maybe on your world, but not mine.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

You just aren't old enough to see it yet, that's all.

[iknowucan]

Stop acting like I'm some little kid! I'm an adult and I don't want you treating me like you can just shove my feelings aside so you can be funny to your friends.

Next time you want to humiliate someone and make them uncomfortable, don't pick me. You've reached your life-long quota of Ryan harassment.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

If you were an adult, you wouldn't have such issues with adult material. Seriously, I can hear your girly scream from the Gamma Quadrant.

[iknowucan]

If you were an adult, you wouldn't be sending me things just to make me feel bad.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I didn't do it to make you feel bad, don't be such an infant.

[iknowucan]

So, you have first hand experience telling you that I don't like this kind of stuff, but you sent it because you.... what? What in God's GREEN EARTH possessed you?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I thought it'd be funny.




I was right.

[iknowucan]

It's not funny. It's offensive and rude.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Jim told me all about his present for you. I'm really jealous.

[an hour and a half, etc]

[iknowucan]

HOW COULD YOU LET HIM SEND THAT TO ME?!

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

He was just trying to make you a better person. More worldly and knowledgeable.

And it was pretty funny.

[iknowucan]

HOW

THAT

You're STUPID. OMG. I cannot believe I tried to defend you when people were spraypainting your locker. SO RUDE.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I'm not stupid. Trust me, Ryan, someday when you hit puberty, you're going to look back on this and laugh.

[iknowucan]

There's nothing FUNNY about this!!!

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

No... it's pretty funny from over here.

[iknowucan]

How.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

It just is?

[iknowucan]

How is forever destroying my zen funny at ALL?

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Come on, this is like Jim's way of saying "I love you". Don't take it so personally.

[iknowucan]

What EVEN.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

What? It's true.

[iknowucan]

If someone's trying to be nice to someone else they don't send them stuff that disturbs them!

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

It's just two women expressing how much they love each other.

[iknowucan]

STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I thought you were all about true love and all that crap.

[iknowucan]

True love isn't... that.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Have you ever felt the touch of true love, Ryan?

[iknowucan]

If THAT'S your idea of true love, then I'm glad the answer's no.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Maybe you need someone to show you.

[iknowucan]

You're disgusting.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Not the first time I've heard that one.

[iknowucan]

I'm so shocked.