[Backdated to the 27th]

[iknowucan]

New Years Resolution #1: Never, ever, ever accept an invitation somewhere from a guy. Any guy. Ever.

Comments

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

You just keep following your instincts, kid. You'll get there.

Are you kidding me? There's nothing wrong with some quality entertainment!

[iknowucan]

They were dancing around naked! That's not entertainment, that's weird.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

No, that's quality entertainment. There's nothing weird about appreciating good-looking women!

[iknowucan]

You can appreciate good looking people with their clothes on!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

You can't appreciate them as fully.

[iknowucan]

How is that even true?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I am just ... astounded by your inability to comprehend the purpose of a strip club.

[iknowucan]

Maybe I just don't think it's a very good purpose!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Well, you're wrong.

[iknowucan]

You can't be wrong with an opinion like that.

You should have mentioned something.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Yes, you can. And, you are.

I knew you wouldn't come if I told you where we were going, and it was something you needed to ~experience.~

[iknowucan]

Why in the world do I need to experience naked women grinding against people like - like you?!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

People like me? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[iknowucan]

People who like... lie and hide things from high schoolers so they wind up in a place that makes them uncomfortable! And enjoy it! Find it funny, even!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry trying to take you out to have fun makes me such a shitty person.

[iknowucan]

But you... totally knew that isn't my kind of fun!