[Backdated to the 27th]

[iknowucan]

New Years Resolution #1: Never, ever, ever accept an invitation somewhere from a guy. Any guy. Ever.

Comments

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Is #2 no deer hunting?

[iknowucan]

First of all I don't believe in hunting animals and second of all what is that supposed to mean.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Oh, nothing.

So, are you finally out of shock? I was beginning to get kind of worried wen I didn't hear from you. I didn't think it was possible to be that put off by a strip club.

[iknowucan]

That's the kind of "nothing" that my sister uses when it means something that's making fun of me!

I wasn't in shock to begin with! And it was - why wouldn't I be put off by that?! It's wrong!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

You just keep following your instincts, kid. You'll get there.

Are you kidding me? There's nothing wrong with some quality entertainment!

[iknowucan]

They were dancing around naked! That's not entertainment, that's weird.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

No, that's quality entertainment. There's nothing weird about appreciating good-looking women!

[vmarsissmarter.livejournal.com]

Especially when it's an invite to an unmarked van full of candy.

[iknowucan]

Why would someone have a van full of candy?

[vmarsissmarter.livejournal.com]

To lure in-- no, nevermind. It's better for you not to know.

What kind of trouble did you get yourself into today, RyRy?

[iknowucan]

...Right.

Uh, it's nothing.

[keybladedork.livejournal.com]

You okay, Ryan? What's wrong?

[iknowucan]

I'm OK, Sora. Someone just invited me somewhere and it turned out to be a really... not fun outing, is all.

[kurtilicious11.livejournal.com]

Seconding this.

[iknowucan]

I wish I had followed you out. :(

[kurtilicious11.livejournal.com]

I should have made you.

...I don't even know why they invited me, if they knew this is where we were going.

[iknowucan]

I ended up talking to um, one of the girls who was... on break I guess? She was really nice so it wasn't that bad, but at the same time I think I was in a state of shock or something.

Evil, mean, tricky Jim says we needed to ~experience~ it? IDK what the tildes mean but that's what he said.

[kurtilicious11.livejournal.com]

There is nothing in that building that I could have possibly needed to experience. In fact, I'm pretty sure I would have been better off without that trip.

[iknowucan]

I agree x10000000.

My sister actually asked me where we went. I hate lying to her but I had to!

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

You need to learn how to visit a strip club.

[iknowucan]

I should have known it was going to be something humiliating when I heard you were involved.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

You're failing at this attempting to be my friend thing.

[iknowucan]

I'm not going to not be irritated at you for doing something that was pretty obviously not going to be fun for me! I'm not just going to pretend I had fun or that I'm not mad just so you like me more or something.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

I knew I should have slipped you that E.

[iknowucan]

What?